Thursday, March 05, 2009

What the fuck's a frush???


First let me start by saying, I have been playing a ton online in the past year and change, but there have been no posts mainly because I forgot the sign in for the blog...and this just shows the true extent of lazyness. Below is a sick, sick, sick testament to how swingy playing all tournaments can be...and it also shows how much of a donk I am and how easily I just tilt off all kinds of money..

GameID
Date (EST)
Type
EntryFee
Position
Profit
145620670
5-Mar-09 19:52
NL Holdem
$20
3/180
$406.40
145469193
4-Mar-09 23:25
NL Holdem
$11
27/180
-$12
145458837
4-Mar-09 22:51
NL Holdem
$11
103/180
-$12
145465056
4-Mar-09 22:21
NL Holdem
$6
14/18
-$6.50
145444231
4-Mar-09 21:41
NL Holdem
$11
176/180
-$12
145443099
4-Mar-09 21:20
NL Holdem
$11
178/180
-$12
145430401
4-Mar-09 20:33
NL Holdem
$11
78/180
-$12
145427440
4-Mar-09 20:16
NL Holdem
$11
146/180

Notice, I am showing my losses just like I boast about my small victories as well...I will put a more concerted(sp?) effort into posting hand analysis and stuff, because that's the only way I will get better and nobody really reads this anyways. This sunday will be the Hard Drinkin Locals' 3rd shot at Nationals in Emmaus...if we don't win, I at least hope to win the 50/50 drawing --- it's like something close to 4bills! Sick!
-$12

Saturday, October 07, 2006

All poker players MUST read this article it's long, but it gives us hope.......http://www.cardplayer.com/poker_news/news_story/1446?class=PokerNewsWritten by: ALLYN JAFFREY SHULMANallyn@cardplayer.compublished on:
Thursday Oct 05, 2006
Legal Landscape of Online Gaming Has Not Changed
Analysis From CardPlayer's Legal Counsel
Misleading news stories abound both online and in print regarding the passage of the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act. The completely incorrect interpretation states that the new bill essentially outlaws most forms of Internet gambling. The new bill absolutely does no such thing. I have been analyzing legal issues for 25 years. I have gone to court thousands of times interpreting statutes and I have taught new lawyers the correct method by which a statute should be analyzed. For over 15 years I was part of a legal hotline where California attorneys would call me with a legal question. As this is my field of expertise, I am flabbergasted at the misinformation being perpetuated regarding the new bill.The New Bill Does Not Make Online Poker IllegalThe new bill attempts to make it more difficult to get money into a site by forbidding US financial Institutions from funding the type of online gambling that the law has previously made illegal. The new bill does not make online gaming illegal where it was not illegal before. Let me say that again. The new bill does not make online gaming illegal. The bill merely speaks to the mechanism by which an online account is funded. I am going to spend some time in this article explaining the accuracy of my reasoning.The Bill Constitutes Enforcement LegislationFirst and most simplistically, the bill is called the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act. The operative word is enforcement. It is a bill whose goal is to enforce laws that already exist.The bill begins in section 5361 by discussing congressional findings. In that section the bill states that Internet gambling is funded by credit cards, etc. Section 5361(a)(4) states in relevant part:“New mechanisms for enforcing gambling laws on the Internet are necessary because traditional … mechanisms are often inadequate…” The Bill Does Not Change Existing Gaming Law Next, section 5361(b) specifically states that nothing in this new law shall be construed as “altering, limiting, or expanding any Federal or State law… prohibiting, permitting or regulating gambling within the US.” In other words, the language of the statute confirms that this new law does not change existing gaming law. It does not speak to the legality of online gaming. It only applies to the mechanism of funding any Internet gaming that has already been deemed to be illegal.Even Senator Frist said about the bill, “Although we can't monitor every online gambler or regulate offshore gambling, we can police the financial institutions that disregard our laws.”The Definition of Unlawful Internet Gambling Of extreme importance in a statute is the definitional section that sets forth the parameters of a bill. The term “Unlawful Internet gambling” is given a definition. Section 5362(6) defines unlawful Internet gambling to mean placing or receiving a bet “where such bet or wager is unlawful under any applicable Federal or State law.” This raises the question regarding what type of online gambling is already illegal. That will be discussed below.First, let’s move on to the meat of the bill. This is the section that states just what is prohibited. Section 5363 begins by saying that “No person engaged in the business of betting or wagering may knowingly accept…” electronic transfers, credit cards, etc. where a person is engaged in “unlawful Internet gambling.” This new law applies, if and only if, the gambling is already illegal under current law. This brings us directly to the issue of what has been deemed illegal in the last 10 years since the first online casino opened its virtual doors. In a nutshell, sports betting is made illegal by the 1961 Wire Act, but poker is not.Remember please, that the Attorney General’s office has not brought one lawsuit in 10 years against a poker site, even though it takes the position that online poker is prohibited by the Wire Act. How the Law Works In order to explain this discrepancy, I must digress with some rudimentary background about just how the law works. You probably remember from your high school civics class that the legislature makes laws that the judiciary construes. That means that our representatives in Congress draft the laws that judges then interpret. Legislators are not wordsmiths, which is why there is a whole body of law called statutory construction. The first rule of statutory construction says that if the words of the statute are clear, the court may rely upon the common language. But if the language is not clear, the court must construe the language using a complicated legal process.If a law is unclear, a depuy attorney general (the prosecutor) will take one position and often a defense attorney will take an opposing position. They go to court and a judge makes a determination. So when the Attorney General makes a public statement about what a law means, he might or might not be correct. It is ultimately the decision of a court. When the Attorney General’s office takes the position that the Wire Act prohibits online poker, the court ultimately decided whether that opinion is accurate. Senator Frist incorrectly believes that all online gaming is illegal. He said: “for me as majority leader, the bottom line is simple: Internet gambling is illegal.”However, in order for Internet poker to be illegal, there must be a specific statute that forbids such activity. For years I have posed the question: What statute prohibits online poker? And if it is illegal, why has there not been one lawsuit filed by the government against an owner of an online poker site?Online Poker Is Not Illegal Even though the Attorney General’s office has publicly taken the position that the 1961 Wire Act forbids online poker, in 10 years they have not put their money where their mouth is. Why? The judiciary (that is, the interpreting body) has already held that the 1961 Wire Act doesn’t speak to poker. It only applies to sports betting.The case in point to which I refer is “In Re Mastercard International,” decided by District Court Judge Stanwood R. Duvall, Jr. in 2001. Among other issues, Judge Duval was faced with the question of whether the Wire Act applied to online gambling. The posture of the case was interesting because many deadbeat gamblers attempted to avoid online gambling debts they had incurred by alleging that the money they owed their credit card companies amounted to illegal gambling debts in violation of the Wire Act. As a matter of fact, there were so many similar suits filed by so many gamblers who did not want to pay their losses that the lower court consolidated 33 such similar charges.Judge Duvall ruled that the Wire Act only prohibited wagering on sports events and he dismissed all 33 cases, noting that “Comparing the face of the Wire Act and the history surrounding its enactment with the recently proposed legislation, it becomes more certain that the Wire Act's prohibition of gambling activities is restricted to the types of events enumerated in the statute, sporting events or contests.” In other words, online poker was not within the reach of the Wire Act’s prohibition. The District Court of Appeal agreed with Duvall’s ruling that the 1961 Wire Act does not apply to online poker. I must mention one caveat. District courts are permitted to disagree with one another until the Supreme Court steps in. However, in this case Judge Duvall’s reasoning is so sound that it is close to irrefutable. There is a well established body of law regarding statutory construction and Judge Duvall followed the procedure to a tee.Even Representative Goodlatte, who authored one of the online gaming bills in the House, acknowledges the limitations of the Wire Act. “We need to modernize the Wire Act, which is 45 years old, and does not apply to all forms of gambling,” says Goodlatte, adding, “It clearly applies to sports betting.”Hysteria Is Completely Unfounded Since this new law does not change what is legal or illegal, the current hysteria is completely unfounded. This legislation attempts to make it more difficult to get money into a site. Besides a few wrinkles that will be the topic of another article, that’s about it. The statute is primarily no big deal since poker players stopped using credit cards a few years ago and found other ways to get their money into their favorite gaming sites.I am not saying there won’t be lawsuits construing the meaning of the statute, but ultimately, the statute will only be deemed to affect the method by which online sites are funded. Correct Analysis There are a few very insightful people out there correctly analyzing this new legislation. For example, the president of the American Gaming Association, Frank Fahrenkopf is one such person. “This bill did not make anything legal or illegal,” says Fahrenkopf. “What it did was affect the mechanism by which Internet gambling takes place…and there is some question as to whether or not that will be effective.”Bloomberg correctly reports that “Congress passed legislation that curbs financial payments from banks to offshore Internet casinos that are illegal under US law.”Consumer Affairs seems to have gotten it right as they report that “The legislation does not criminalize the placing of bets by consumers. Rather than outlawing online gambling, the bill prohibits banks and credit card companies from making payments to online gaming websites… However, it's unclear just what is covered by the bill. Internet sports betting is plainly outlawed but what about online poker and other popular games?”I urge our readers to use care in accepting the opinions that one site gets from another site where no legal opinion is being presented. Please, read the statute yourselves. Read the words carefully and think about my analysis. The statute can be found by clicking here. The Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement section starts on page 213.Jurisdiction Another area I have written about extensively is the area of jurisdiction. Libraries of books have been written on the varied and complex meaning of jurisdiction. One of the simplest meanings of “jurisdiction” is legal power. For example, a New York court doesn’t generally have jurisdiction (legal power) over a problem in Texas. A federal court doesn’t have jurisdiction over a violation of most state laws. A municipal judge doesn’t have jurisdiction over a felony trial. Our government doesn’t have jurisdiction to make rules for a company that resides offshore. Our rules do not apply in other countries, as they have their own sets of rules. This bill prohibits a gaming company from accepting payment that violates US gaming law. Besides the fact that no law makes online poker illegal, all the gaming sites are offshore and not subject to US laws. A law that tries to control an offshore company is considered a law with no teeth, because it cannot be enforced. In the US, when a law is broken, a person is arrested. The government subpoenas records and a case moves forward. What it means not to have jurisdiction is that US laws do not apply offshore, nor can the US arrest a person in another country nor does our government have subpoena power to command an offshore company to turn over records. NETeller, an online money transfer service, is also an offshore company, not subject to US laws. The Future First of all, nothing is going to happen for 270 days. The Secretary and the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System have 270 days (after the bill is signed by the president) to come up with enforcement policies and procedures. Those procedures are directed to the behavior of banks and credit card companies. The procedures will be a nightmare. Representatives of the financial services industry worry about a heavy regulatory burden being placed on banks. “The bill sets up banks to police a social issue,” said Laura Fisher, spokeswoman for the American Bankers Association. “It's not something we want to encourage.”The bill passed by Congress could allow regulators to exempt checks and money transfers because they are more difficult to track. “Analyzing 40 billion checks a year would be a largely manual process,” Fisher said.If checks are not exempt, this would break our banks as it would be too costly to enforce. If checks are exempt, players could simply send a check to an online site. If checks are not within the purview of the law, what about e-checks?The rules won’t even be figured out for nine months during which time, all the clever sites will have legally circumvented this new law by other legal procedures to fund the sites. Some Online Sites Are Overreacting I am surprised to see some online sites overreacting and posturing as if they will pull out of the market. Any company that just pulls out of the market deserves to lose a lot of money because it is receiving bad legal advice. Offshore companies are not bound by US antigaming laws. But the most persuasive reason why offshore companies shouldn’t pull out is because the laws of online gaming have not changed. A few years ago when the government was beginning to subpoena news networks, offshore sites didn’t pull out because the movement by the government couldn’t affect them. Similarly, a law that directs itself to the mechanism used to enforce current laws, does not change the legal landscape.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Off the schnide...


Finally. Playing poker has its series of ups and downs, but this being my first real heavy up/down it was probably the most difficult. Last week I was on fire, qualified for a WCOOP Event and the Sunday Millions on my first try(almost double qualified but took 3rd in the tourney) won a sick amount of loot in cash/6man tourneys, and then there was the quite possibly the most profitable/detrimental of all, HEADS UP. I consider myself a decent poker player, but I'm a grinder, not a loose cannon nutjob that throws all kinds of chips around just to see a flop. But it was exactly what I became last week, I felt I was invincible, and my bankroll was invincible as well. Ohhhhhh, could anything be further from the truth. Let's just put it this way, I reached the comma that I was seeking late Friday night after the gato/c squared trip, and head's up got me there. I won a 20 dollar and 200 dollar match. So in the span of an hour I won 240 dollars profit. Got me to a short and curly one over a grand, and that's when the bad stuff happened.

I can relate it to reaching the top of a rollercoaster, great feeling, then you are instantly thrown down the slope of the coaster and you can feel your ankles getting cozy with your nipples. Ended up losing close to a g, and that did not bode well for my already fragile mindset for the Sunday Millions. Didn't cash in it this week and upcoming Fantasy Draft is keeping me out of this week's. Have no fear, I am already halfway qualified for the end of the month 530 buy in Millions event. With the better part of 2 weeks to accomplish that task, I'm sure I can do that. Lesson learned though, cash the fuckin money out when you got it. Because before you know it, you're playing a 500 dollar heads up match with some dude in Russia who has not been drinking for 10 hours. Well, if he's Russian there's a possibility he has been drinking for 10 years straight, but you get the point. Hopefully I can build the roll up a little bit with mini-grind sessions here and there, and then there's always the dart cash game which I have been rather unsuccessful at since the first night. More on that as it develops.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006





Halfway there, bitches.

Well last night after a serious shift at the gato, the Augger entered himself in a 8 man heads up tournament, winner take all entry to Event #3 the 215 buy in Heads Up No Limit Tournament in the World Championship of Online Poker (WCOOP). It's a guaranteed prize pool of 300,000 and if it get's maxed out(which it probably will) at 2,048 top 256 players get cash money and it would be a 409,000 prize pool. I'll have to stay unemployed until then, I'm so upset, because the tournament is on a Tuesday. Regardless....I'm fucking playing for a bracelet and a ton of cash. Hopefully I will make a better cash in the Sunday Millions between now and then....Quite a segue..

This afternoon I got rather deep in a 20 dollar MTT, my aces got cracked by the loudmouth of the table J10 diamonds. Hit one diamond on the flop, diamond on the turn, and of course another on the river. Fucking awful, he laughed and I went on a tyrade for about 10 minutes then realized how much of a retard I was for arguing on the computer. Anywho, I got into a 11 dollar turbo double shoot out satellite. Hung around, got some blinds in the right spots, and got hands in even better spots. Ended up crushing the last two guys on my table, and waited for about 15 minutes for the rest of the table winners to get together. Started up in pretty good fashion, played a little more aggressive than usual in the beginning and it got me to 1,900 in chips. Lost a hand, pre-showdown, and had to tighten up a bit. Battled back and forth with this one clown, til I knocked him out with trip 9s to his pair of jacks. Nice. Ended up getting down to the final 4, took one guy out and widdled it down to the last three, first two get tickets to the 215 Sunday Millions. Let the blinds battle it out when I had the button, worked out rather nicely, guy that was about 3k lower than me ended up blasting the other guy out in non-dramatic fashion (AQ vs A6) uck. But it ended as it should and I am on my way to the Sunday Millions for the second week in a row. Gotta try and get my first comma in my pay out this weekend.

Monday, August 07, 2006


Sunday Millions.



After qualifying last Monday for the weekly 215 buy in tourney on the stars, I hit a run of bad cards the rest of the week. Bought, re-bought, took digi-credits on wednesday nights after darts, thankfully I only ended up losing 13 bucks when I cashed in for like 120 bucks. Took a day and a half off from Poker on Friday/Saturday, got pumped for the Millions on Sunday.

Sat through about 2 levels without being able to make a move, then after the first break, I made some headway in the tourney. Starting up after the 3rd break, we were down to like 1600 people(started with 5434) and top 750 get paid. Blast up to over 20,000 in chips, sitting very pretty but still a decent way to go. Get down to play hand-for-hand after blowing some chips on some ill advised blind stealing, and I'm looking phenomenal. As soon as hand for hand is broadcast 4 people get knocked out. Fantastic, in the money and now all these lunatics are going to go nuts going all in...End up waiting it out and make the ALL IN push with KQdiamonds. Get called with A10 o/s, Ace spikes on the flop and i don't get lucky to move on. Finish up 569th make about 100 bucks an hour, and went out for the evening. Came back later that evening only to find that 2 out of the top money winners last night were playing at my fucking table all night---these dudes had no game, just a ton of fucking chips and an everlasting bag of suckouts. Whatever, I cashed in another tournament today and hopefully I can cash in the live tournament that I'm going to be playing tonight.

Bigger news: Dart championship this Wednesday. Going for the second title in as many leagues this year motherfucker.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

2 1/2 Day Rush...


Wednesday afternoon started as most days do, wake up, read the paper, check email and play poker. Held off on poker for a while knowing full well I couldn't set aside the essential 8 hours minimum to have a premium poker session. So I just sat in on a .50/1.00 NL table. Bought in for 40 bucks, cashed out for just above 80. Alright, well darts is basically a free roll, so let's get it going already. Darts came and went, our team dominated another week and during the last game, talks of a cash game of poker was thrown around. At first I was a tad leery of it, just due to the inexperience of playing live, but I figured that I had as good a shot, if not better, than most people at the table did of at least doubling my buy in. Bought in for 40, played about 6 hands down to showdown and won each one of them. Ended up leaving with a net profit of about 250, still waiting to collect from somebody. But that was a phenomenal way to head into my AC trip for tomorrow.

AC Trip: We get down there at about 4 PM, astoundingly quick drive time missed traffic through philly, and headed to Borgata to check out their new poker room. Absolutely magnificent and fucking huge! Ended up losing about 45-50 bucks for the trip as a whole, not bad considering my last trip down there cost me 500 double cheeseburgers at mcdonald's.

Friday 20 NL tourney: Woke up at the crack of noon, got a coffee and ripped into a 400 some person tourney...After a very long session I ended up placing 8th and banking about 330 bucks. Killer. Time for a bender at my second home. And bend I did. Me and Tard ended up going to the southworks and tried to keep this rush going, only for me to lose about 60 bucks on a poker machine. Eh whatever good time was had by all. Sorry for the delay, it's hard god damn work doing nothing all day.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Lawyers, Guns and Me in the Money.


Take a nice hard look at this find upstanding elitist douchebag from Lehigh University. Since Mommy and Daddy weren't paying enough attention to him growing up, he decided to get a gambling habit to rival KC (from Howard Stern early late 90's/early 2000's) and rob a bank so he could pay off his gambling debt he racked up online.

Greggy boy decided to dabble in some online gaming with his credit card while attending the extremely prestigious local university. After he racked up a serious bar tab on the CC his Mom and Pop decided to have software installed on his dorm room computer so that he would not be able to continue doing so. Good plan right? Sorta. Seems that the "Hoagster" is a real wiz with getting around firewalls on University Library computers and was able to quench his gambling thirst while other's were studying or looking up porn in the library. After all was said and done, he amassed a debt of over 5 grand. Whatever, get another fuckin grasscutting job this summer dummy, don't go and knock off a bank to try and win back what you've lost.

Fast forward to yesterday--the announcement that a bill is being worked out to outlaw all onling gaming (except horse racing and online lotteries, only because Abrhamoff was making loot off the lottery one). Fuckin great, I finally find something that I can get a little extra scratch with--without leaving my house, and it could get all flushed down the shitter because the WASP pictured above can't keep his fuckin plastic in his wallet. Obviously the only reason the government wants to fight a cause like this is because they are not getting any piece of the action of the onling gaming industry, (which is making almost 2 Billion per year). Sound similar to the war on drugs? Yeah, it's exactly the same thing, only now the fuckin lawmakers who represent the "people" now have a posterboy for their crusade against the demon that is online gaming. And he's sitting right on top of this entry. Thanks a lot Greg, you fucking dunce.

In other news, I placed 8th in a 522 man tournament last night raking in close to 3 bills. Not bad for a couple hours work. Went all in when the blinds were at 3/6 k, I had about 70 thousand left and was 7th out of 8 at the table. In the sb I get AQ o/s, and get raised by the douche of the table who had a sick chip lead. I reraise all in, bb folds, and this fuckin clown (eventual winner that took home 2,600) let's me think he's not going to call for about 30 seconds then calls with pocket 5's. Alright, a coin flip, I'll take it. I'd been sucking out for the entire tournament mine as well keep it up now right? Wrong. Flop: A (kickass, suck it you motherfuck....) 5, (you cocksucking lucky piece of shit, expletive, expletive...) and turn and river were useless. So a 20 investment turned into 270.