Lawyers, Guns and Me in the Money.


Take a nice hard look at this find upstanding elitist douchebag from Lehigh University. Since Mommy and Daddy weren't paying enough attention to him growing up, he decided to get a gambling habit to rival KC (from Howard Stern early late 90's/early 2000's) and rob a bank so he could pay off his gambling debt he racked up online.

Greggy boy decided to dabble in some online gaming with his credit card while attending the extremely prestigious local university. After he racked up a serious bar tab on the CC his Mom and Pop decided to have software installed on his dorm room computer so that he would not be able to continue doing so. Good plan right? Sorta. Seems that the "Hoagster" is a real wiz with getting around firewalls on University Library computers and was able to quench his gambling thirst while other's were studying or looking up porn in the library. After all was said and done, he amassed a debt of over 5 grand. Whatever, get another fuckin grasscutting job this summer dummy, don't go and knock off a bank to try and win back what you've lost.

Fast forward to yesterday--the announcement that a bill is being worked out to outlaw all onling gaming (except horse racing and online lotteries, only because Abrhamoff was making loot off the lottery one). Fuckin great, I finally find something that I can get a little extra scratch with--without leaving my house, and it could get all flushed down the shitter because the WASP pictured above can't keep his fuckin plastic in his wallet. Obviously the only reason the government wants to fight a cause like this is because they are not getting any piece of the action of the onling gaming industry, (which is making almost 2 Billion per year). Sound similar to the war on drugs? Yeah, it's exactly the same thing, only now the fuckin lawmakers who represent the "people" now have a posterboy for their crusade against the demon that is online gaming. And he's sitting right on top of this entry. Thanks a lot Greg, you fucking dunce.

In other news, I placed 8th in a 522 man tournament last night raking in close to 3 bills. Not bad for a couple hours work. Went all in when the blinds were at 3/6 k, I had about 70 thousand left and was 7th out of 8 at the table. In the sb I get AQ o/s, and get raised by the douche of the table who had a sick chip lead. I reraise all in, bb folds, and this fuckin clown (eventual winner that took home 2,600) let's me think he's not going to call for about 30 seconds then calls with pocket 5's. Alright, a coin flip, I'll take it. I'd been sucking out for the entire tournament mine as well keep it up now right? Wrong. Flop: A (kickass, suck it you motherfuck....) 5, (you cocksucking lucky piece of shit, expletive, expletive...) and turn and river were useless. So a 20 investment turned into 270.