Halfway there, bitches.

Well last night after a serious shift at the gato, the Augger entered himself in a 8 man heads up tournament, winner take all entry to Event #3 the 215 buy in Heads Up No Limit Tournament in the World Championship of Online Poker (WCOOP). It's a guaranteed prize pool of 300,000 and if it get's maxed out(which it probably will) at 2,048 top 256 players get cash money and it would be a 409,000 prize pool. I'll have to stay unemployed until then, I'm so upset, because the tournament is on a Tuesday. Regardless....I'm fucking playing for a bracelet and a ton of cash. Hopefully I will make a better cash in the Sunday Millions between now and then....Quite a segue..

This afternoon I got rather deep in a 20 dollar MTT, my aces got cracked by the loudmouth of the table J10 diamonds. Hit one diamond on the flop, diamond on the turn, and of course another on the river. Fucking awful, he laughed and I went on a tyrade for about 10 minutes then realized how much of a retard I was for arguing on the computer. Anywho, I got into a 11 dollar turbo double shoot out satellite. Hung around, got some blinds in the right spots, and got hands in even better spots. Ended up crushing the last two guys on my table, and waited for about 15 minutes for the rest of the table winners to get together. Started up in pretty good fashion, played a little more aggressive than usual in the beginning and it got me to 1,900 in chips. Lost a hand, pre-showdown, and had to tighten up a bit. Battled back and forth with this one clown, til I knocked him out with trip 9s to his pair of jacks. Nice. Ended up getting down to the final 4, took one guy out and widdled it down to the last three, first two get tickets to the 215 Sunday Millions. Let the blinds battle it out when I had the button, worked out rather nicely, guy that was about 3k lower than me ended up blasting the other guy out in non-dramatic fashion (AQ vs A6) uck. But it ended as it should and I am on my way to the Sunday Millions for the second week in a row. Gotta try and get my first comma in my pay out this weekend.